New Moon vs Twilight

Well, I watched New Moon before watching Twilight... I know it doesn't sound right... New Moon was kind of dissapointing to me... The story was like flat... no climax... And last night, finally I got a chance to watch Twilight with Kelly(Ah Jiao). Below are the weird conversations we had while watching Twilight:

Fiona: 为什么那些Vampires 都在学校里?
Ah Jiao:因为他们要读书嘛...

Fiona: har... Vampires也要读书的ha??
Ah Jiao: 因为他们的那个age 是读high school 的age 嘛，所以就去读书lo...

Fiona:har... 那他们就读完了再读la... 就到不一样的high school 一直读一直读？
Ah Jiao: A la...

Fiona:..00 那他不是很厉害lo.. (admiring)读这么多间读这么多年liao.. 那不是能一直都考第一名？ Ah Jiao:...你.... 你... 奇怪... 你干嘛管人家这么多?? 看你的戏la... (getting irritated)

Fiona:...ooo....

After a few minutes.....

Ah Jiao: 这个女的也很奇怪eh... 那个男生这么怪还要跟他靠这么近...是我的话早就躲远远的liao lo
Fiona: 就是lo.. 吓都吓死liao...

Ah Jiao: 其实也不错eh... 能够跟别人讲... "heh.. 你看... 我的男朋友是吸血鬼eh!! (proud)"...
Fiona: hahhahahahah.... 对lo... 等一下死鬼可以变成吸血鬼!!! hhahahhaha

Ah Jiao: hahaha... 死鬼等一下生气o... hahahaha...

After another few more minutes....

Ah Jiao: eh 如果我们也打这些字(Quileute Legends)google一下，会不会出来的会跟她(Bella)的一样？？

Fiona: eh 对ho... 等一下我们可以试一下....

I really tried to google the words... and this is what I got...

and this was what Bella got.....